And now, the end is near, and so we face…

…the fucking Tottenham

The memorable promotion campaign for Windows used the slogan ‘Where do you want to go today?’ I’m tempted to appropriate and paraphrase that question for this blogpost, adapting it to ‘What do you want to read today?’


I could pen a thoughtful, informed, but ultimately dry and lacklustre, preview of tonight’s North London derby. Alternatively, I could write a spirited defence of Eboue, much maligned in the wake of what many regard as our season-killing draw against Liverpool. Given how depressed I have been since Sunday I was also quite intent on completely ignoring the football and instead merely writing about how incredibly, exuberantly, effervescently excited I am about the release of Portal 2.

If you listen hard enough, you can almost hear me salivating...

Man Ure’s unexpected stalemate at St. James’ Park put paid to that last option. In spite of my unending pessimism and deep-held conviction that we are not going to win the league, I couldn’t help but be dragged back into becoming actively enthusiastic about our match tonight. Football is a harsh, manipulative, viciously-dark-humoured mistress. I still love her though. The bitch.

As for the ‘I still love ya Eboue’ option… That would involve looking back, which seriously and literally pains me whenever I do. Honestly, I get aches in my gut and a cold sweat at any mention or thought of those last 10 minutes. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to at least offer a few sentences. That will suffice. First, Eboue had a really fucking good game, as he did against Blackpool. Second, in my opinion it was never a penalty – Eboue was looking at the ball in the air as it dropped anyway, so can hardly be blamed for ‘running into’ what he couldn’t possibly see, and that cunt Lucas went down like a fucking Klinsmann of the lowest order. Also, where the fuck did the referee get the extra minutes from? 8 were held up, we played 11… There was one goal, the celebration of which in the rules account for an added 30 seconds… So how did we end up playing more than 2 minutes after this? It’s not the first time this has buggered us, but even at the Stadium of Light Bent equalised only about 30-40 seconds after the ref should’ve blown. Shocking officiating all-round if you ask me.

Well, at least someone does, mate...

Moving on to the brief preview… I honestly can’t see us winning this game, much though I’d love to believe we can do so. However, even a draw might put the fucking spanner in Tottenham’s hopes of claiming a Champion’s League berth, so as long as we get a response in terms of performance and application from the players, I won’t be too downhearted that’s the result we get. Basically, in my mind we’ve already lost the title, and as such I’m more incensed and crestfallen by games like  Blackburn at home, Sunderland at home, Tottenham at home, Newcastle away, West Brom at home… To me, those are the matches where our challenge fell away, where our team has big questions to answer, and where our manager needs to do some serious analysis as to why, on those occasions, we so abjectly failed to deliver as a club.

Should be a pretty strong team out tonight. RvP will lead the line, as ever, flanked by Walcott and Nasri. If, as is rumoured, le Boss rests Wilshire, I’d actually prefer to move Nasri back into midfield alongside Cesc and start Arshavin wide left, but that’s just my view. Cesc will probably be partnered by Diaby if Jack doesn’t make it, and Song will return in the defensive midfield position… although God knows the bugger likes to roam forward randomly so I don’t know how long we can keep calling that ‘defensive’, but I digress. Back line could see the return of Sagna in place of Eboue, otherwise there’ll be no change, with Clichy, Djourou and Koscielny taking their usual places in front of our Polish keeper who defies spelling. Apparently he turned 21 this week, which is slightly unbelievable when you consider how much more assured he has been between the sticks than our older, more established goalies, Flapianski and Aluminium.

Anyway, that’ll do for now. This has been my most wonky, incoherent, rambling blog to date. You are all most welcome. I spoil you, I really do.

‘Til then, Solidarity brothers & sisters…


About Seba Roux

Gooner, Socialist, Historian, Slacker. That's pretty much all you need to know.
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2 Responses to And now, the end is near, and so we face…

  1. Stephen Tuohy says:

    Just to point out – and I do so in the most timid fashion – Liverpool played pretty damn well all things considered. A defensive performance but how many teams go to the Eimrates with anything else in mind? Just thought that would be worth considering when talking about the result of the match. It does hurt that we’ve helped United to the title though.

    • sebthered says:

      Yes, it was an exceptional performance from Liverpool, there is no question about that. Given the shocking luck to sustain so many injuries to an already depleted back four, the defending was pretty heroic. Also, Dalglish obviously outfoxed Wenger in terms of tactics – Kenny clearly had Liverpool pack the centre of the pitch when Arsenal had the ball, thus forcing us wide into the weakest facet of our attacking game, our crossing. He, rightly, reckoned his defence could cope with our magnificent ability to either hit the first man or balloon the ball all the way over to the opposite touchline, and Arsene (not for the first time) had absolutely no idea of how to counter this, fairly basic, tactical stroke.

      Nonetheless, I take issue with this idea that a team whose 2 starting strikers cost more than Arsenal’s entire team should necessarily come to the Grove with only a defensive mindset. That does not make a lick of sense – particularly since the team in question arguably needed the win more in order to compete for the European spots. Apparently even Arsenal’s atrocious home record this season isn’t enough to stop putting the fear of God into every team who comes into our patch… Marvellous.

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