July 4th: MARCH FOR THE LEFT TO FIGURE ITS SHIT OUT (AND/OR CALM THE FUCK DOWN)

[Originally posted here. Blogged with permission]

We need another day of action!
One more big wave will definitely get it done, even if the last one didn’t!


WE WILL ADDRESS THE FOLLOWING BURNING ISSUES:

  • DID THE INTERNET MAKE THE LEFT WORSE — WAS IT BETTER JUST NOT TO DISCUSS THINGS?

  • THE SAWANT VICTORY: ITS LESSONS, AND HOW TO CONTINUE IGNORING, DOWNPLAYING, AND AVOIDING ACTING ON THEM!

  • HOW DO WE GET PEOPLE TO JOIN OUR GROUP AND NOT ALL THOSE OTHER GROUPS?

  • WHEN IS THE NEXT WORLD LEFT CLIMATE SOCIAL GLOBAL FORUM CONVERGENCE CONFERENCE CONVENTION 2014?

  • WHY ARE WE STILL SO FUCKING SMALL? WASN’T OBAMA/THE RECESSION/OCCUPY/OUR SUPERIOR PROGRAMME & METHOD SUPPOSED TO FIX THAT?
  • WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO EMPHASIZE OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES IN THE NEXT NEWS CYCLE & MOVEMENT FAD PHASE?

  • LET’S FACE IT, WE ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING, SO WE MIGHT AS WELL STOP THINKING

  • WHAT IS THE NEXT BIG SINGLE ISSUE? (AND HOW THE GROUP DEALING WITH IT IS TOTALLY NOT A FRONT GROUP)

  • WHY THE ONLY MOVEMENTS THAT MATTER ARE ONES THAT FIT A COOKIE-CUTTER FORMULA OF SENDING CONTINGENTS TO NATIONAL, SINGLE-ISSUE DEMONSTRATIONS

  • HOW EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR LIVES IS POLITICAL INHERENTLY, FROM SOCIALIZING TO WORK TO CULTURE, WHICH IS WHY WE ORGANIZE ONLY NARROWLY POLITICAL EVENTS AND NOTHING FUN, SOCIAL, OR OF BENEFIT TO OURSELVES

  • HOW DO WE STOP ALL 20 MEMBERS OF AMERICA’S FASCIST THREAT?

(REVOLUTIONARY DIRECT ACTION UNITED FRONT OBVIOUSLY!)

  • WHY IT’S STILL NOT TIME FOR A MASS PARTY, AND WON’T BE FOR THE NEXT FORESEEABLE 50 YEARS UNTIL AFTER ANTARCTICA MELTS

  • CONSENSUS VOTING: INCLUDING EVERYONE, EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVES
  • LET’S KEEP ARGUING OVER SYRIA, UKRAINE, AND THE USSR, THAT IS DEFINITELY THE BEST STRATEGY FOR GROWTH
  • THE THREAT OF SOCIALIST UNITY: HOW HAVING FORTY DIFFERENT GROUPS MAKES US A STRONGER FORCE IN NATIONAL POLITICS
  • THE REVOLUTIONARY DUTY TO BURN YOURSELF OUT SO BAD YOU HATE EVERYONE AND BASICALLY CAN’T ORGANIZE
  • WHY DO WE CALL THEM PUBLIC MEETINGS IF ONLY OUR MEMBERS SHOW UP?
  • DIRECT ACTION: HOW A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE BREAKING SHIT WILL TRIGGER MASS REVOLUTION
  • WHY CISHET LABOR-ARISTOCRAT HETERONORMATIVE PRIVILEGED COLONIAL MALE PARASITES MUST BE PUT IN THEIR PLACE

Hope the pictures weren’t too crap.

Solidarity, brothers & sisters…

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About Seba Roux

Gooner, Socialist, Historian, Slacker. That's pretty much all you need to know.
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One Response to July 4th: MARCH FOR THE LEFT TO FIGURE ITS SHIT OUT (AND/OR CALM THE FUCK DOWN)

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