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Olympian bummer

Septimus. The seventh. Destined for greatness… Destined for grapeness more like! Ahem. By that I meant that I have a little problem with that addictive creation of Dionysus’ known as ‘wine’. It’s just so orgasmically delicious, alright? I don’t think … Continue reading

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Reader’s Indigestion

My eyes snapped open. Discomfort, pain, trouble breathing… I first thought that it was my body position giving me grief, so I shifted a little – not too much, as my partner was lying against my side – and tried … Continue reading

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Trouble Brewing

Take two reasonably-stupid dolts. Introduce a terrible idea, gradually. Allow to simmer for 15-20 minutes. Add ‘Yes’ men (and women, if you have them to hand!) and stir until the idea appears rich and golden. A celebrity would add flavour … Continue reading

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Hounslow: Part IX – Fear

October has a smell all its own… WHUMP. Bromley awoke to find Henry Dench slapping at his face concernedly. This concern was slightly underminded by the fact that the man was chuckling as he did so. “Alright, alright, I’m up, … Continue reading

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Unanswered prayers

This one doesn’t come from a creative writing group, it was just something I knocked together when I was bored the other afternoon. It’s very short, again, but I hope you like it all the same. The pills made a … Continue reading

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